Sort by:
Your cart (0)
---E
Traditional

The classic pitchfork! Repel bundles of sticks and filthy liars with ease!
Ǝ---
Left Handed

Let the hate flow through all people! Handle made of special left handed isomer wood.
---{
Fancy

Manufactured by the smith of Versailles, this is the pitchfork for the real connaisseur that dwells within all neckbeards.
---[
Array

The programmer's best friend! It looks like a single pitchfork, but no, it's actually 100 pit pitchforks in one!
---<
Minimalist

The perfect pitchfork for the ones who crave precision and style! Hide it in OP's HTML and it'll mess things up!
---F
33% Off!

Too much money spent on anti-OP insurance? This is the budget pitchfork for you! Almost as deadly, 67% effective.
---L
66% Off!

Too much money spent on 33% off pitchforks? This is the budget pitchfork for you! Almost as deadly, 33% effective.
---|
100% Off!

Thouroughly used pitchfork. Has great experience with OP asses!
---e
Manufacturer's Defect!

Not all pitchforks are created equal. Some are more special than others!
---€
The Euro

Fresh in from Europe! Beret, sleeping spaniard, knödel, and pasta included.
---£
The Pound

"Oi m8, u 'avin a giggle? I'mma do ur fookin 'ead in, I swer on me gran!"
---₤
The Lira

Fresh in from Turkey! Made of kebab and stringy ice cream. Delivered in styrofoam box.
---¥
The Yen

A small, efficient tool from Japan! Used by samurais and the Japanese shitpost army.